I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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