I don't think brook has ever known best
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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