It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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