I heard we made out
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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