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(514): View more from Quebec

you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"

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(917): View more from New York City

WISH UPON A TAMPON

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They constantly get farther than me.

(718): View more from New York

tampons.

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(207): View more from Maine

Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float

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(904): View more from Florida

Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.

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(607): View more from New York

I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out

(253): View more from Washington

why what happened?

(607): View more from New York

Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.

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(347): View more from New York

every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week

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