I'm really into asian looking animals
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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