So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i think my mom watched the whole time
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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