i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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