ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I am naked and annoyed.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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