just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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