i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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