you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I could fuck to npr.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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