My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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