After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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