im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
