The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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