Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
We left the knife in your bed.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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