Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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