i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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