garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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