am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
two words: eviction party
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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