If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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