I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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