i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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