Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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