sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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