he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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