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i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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