There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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