Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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