I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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