I must be too annoying 4 u.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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