You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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