I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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