how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
My life is pants optional.
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