Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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