THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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