I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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