Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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