i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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