By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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