Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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