It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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