My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize