Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Holy sore nipples Batman
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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