so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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