Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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