This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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