theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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