You really coming over, don't trick.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
