physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I love you. Go after that dick
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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