Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Text me some of your sweat
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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